I declare this guy more chee hong than our Mr Piggy Low, and maybe me. Fark it! 697 of XIAO MEIS MEIS. Note that his Friendster Friends page may cause your computer to hang, or extensive bleedy of your nose till death. Stylemywords.com will not be responsible for any 'breaking of hand' (refer to the first joke of my previous post).

Anyway, here's "THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH":

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION….
"Just wait until your father gets home!"

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING….
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE…
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I
talk to you … Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC …
"If you fall off that swing and break your
neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE….
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
you're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD …
"If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me about ESP…
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold."

My Mother taught me HUMOR….
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX…
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS….
"You're just like your father!"

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS….
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE…
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite … JUSTICE….
"One day you'll have kids,
and I hope they turn out just like you

….then you'll see what it's like."

NO WONDER THEY SAY - "MAMA KNOWS BEST"