Well, if you are feeling stressed out. Here are some jokes for you!

Once a guy came to a sexologist

The guy : "Doc, Will it be okay if i had three viagras in three days? one each day ?"
Doctor : "Why do you want to do it?"
The guy : "err….. tomorrow my wife's sister is coming to my house. the next day, my girlfriend is coming to visit me.The other day my wife will be back home after a company tour. So…….."
Doctor : "Yeah… I t's okay. you're healthy enough to take one viagra each for three days.have a good time with those women.."

after a week this guy again came to see this doctor. His one hand was broken and it was bandaged.

Doctor : "what happened to your hand.. man ?"
The guy : "None of them came to my house doctor "

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Once a guy who just survived from a ship wreck, reached an island after a lot of swimming. When he was walking through the jungle of that island, he found himself to be confronted by a group of cannniballs..

Guy : Oh.. God why would this happen…? I'm screwed…..

Then a bright sphere of light appeared there and It was the mighty God..

God : Why are you so negative ? You are not screwed. Did you see that big stone over there? use it to kill the king of these canniballs…

Then the guy took the stone and smashed the head of the king and killed him instantly. A strange look spread over the faces of the canniballs.

God : Ok. Now you're screwed……

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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase, and asks what she's doing.

She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free."

The husband starts packing too, and when she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too - I want to see how you live on £800 a year."

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Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, and says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." The wife replies, "I think you'll find that's a sheep." Says the man, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish. They are all queuing at the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks the first, "Maria - have you ever had contact with a male organ?"

She giggled and replied shyly, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter said, "OK - then you must dip the tip of that finger into the Holy Water as you pass through the gates."

Peter then asked the next girl the same question, and she replied, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."

"OK," said St. Peter, "Then you must immerse that whole hand into the holy water and pass through the gates."

Suddenly, there is a lot of commotion in the queue, and a girl pushes her way to the front.

Peter says, "Lisa - what's the rush??"

Replies Lisa, "Well if I've got to gargle with that water, I'm doing it before Jessica gets her arse in it."

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