Archive for August, 2007

Semester exam

24Aug07

My neighbour's dog was killed yesterday night in a vehicle-bang-dog incident. Really tragic. I could never imagine my dog being knocked down by a car. I'll cry till I die. Really feel for them, the dog that I always make fun of is now dead. Just really makes me want to see him one last [...]

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Weirdest Dream

23Aug07

Just shared my weirdest dream with the clique on MSN hahaha. Keywords for it includes:
Girl, swimming pool and err… waking up halfway feeling all disgusted hahaha.
Nothing sexual about it. Just guess, did the girl die or something? Or whatever happened? HAHA.
Ok, this is just weird. Anyway I had 4 meals today

Horfun
2 piece of KFC chicken
Roti [...]

More jokes

21Aug07

@ 8 You take her to bed and tell her a story.
@ 18 You tell her a story and take her to the bed.
@ 28 You do not need to tell her a story to taker her to bed.
@ 38 She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
@ 48 [...]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A  WOMAN
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa.  Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is  like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for  someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35,  she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own [...]

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Met Steph and Wen at 2pm to study at Bishan Cc's study room. Still here now, at 5:18pm, but Steph has left to walk her dog. I'm currently studying CSA! Again.
She will be back later and then we will move on to Jalan Kayu for dinner :D.
Update:
Studied a total of 6 hours today! HAHAHA!!!! What [...]

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Camel killed woman 'by trying to have sex with her'
Last updated at 12:50pm on 19th August 2007
An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex with her, police have said.
The woman, whose name was not released, [...]

Why is it that most tropica fruits are so ugly? I won't include the Durian here as a design because it has been transformed into something iconic.

This, to this: 

First, I present you the Mangosteen:

What about Dragon Fruit? Yucks.

Not forgetting the Rambutans

I think I go for fruits with a better appearance, such as the orange.


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My birth-name is "Ler Yi Lun Gary", most commonly known as "Gary Ler".

I am currently in Temasek Polytechnic doing my Business Diploma in Year 2 now.

From 2.2 onwards, I'll be streamed into "Banking & Finance". Before moving on to Temasek Polytechnic, I was educated in St. Gabriel's Primary and Secondary School. Enjoys Tennis & Golf.

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